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It's Not TIme

...for holiday shopping ads. I swear I will boycott any store showing them on TV now. 

...for my seven year old to wear make up. I see her watching me. 

...for my hot water heater to give out. The previous owners said it had “a few more years” left.

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..for my husband to declare he doesn’t want winter to come yet. It must have been 70 degrees yesterday. 

...for my gray to be showing again. Didn’t my stylist say it would last longer?

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...for my Mom to have another lung infection. Just doesn’t seem fair. 

...for the school bell to ring. I could write all day!

...for my memories of my Dad to fade. I curse that day.

...for my son to play tackle football. I can’t stand on the sidelines while he gets pummeled. 

...for red Zinfandel. I think it needs to be November at least. 

...for stocking up on fat wood. Man those things can really start a good fire. 

...for college tours. My dear Father-In-Law offered to take the kids to his alma matter. 

...for making plans for next year’s family reunion. Although the rental we needed is already booked. 

...for giving up on finding the kids baby albums. They didn’t just get up and walk out of the house! 

...for writing that nasty email that has been brewing for weeks. Give it a few more days. 

...for some schools to do away with teaching cursive. I love it!

...for me to be middle aged. When did that happen!

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